Mud in my Studs2018-09-28T21:05:02+00:00

Curfew kerfuffle

On a Saturday night, Jeff took his eight-year-old son Chip to see a men's college hockey game. The game ended at 10 p.m. As soon as they got home, Chip went to bed so he could rest up for his own hockey game the next morning.             Chip rose at 6:30 and got to the rink at seven for his game, which would start at 7:30. As Jeff walked toward the stands, the father of another player approached.             "Did you let Chip go to the UNH game last night?"             "Yes."             "What time did he go

Balloons on the Mailbox

The Parent-Teacher Organization at a high school offers people a thoughtful way to congratulate seniors during the week leading to their graduation. For five dollars, people can buy a balloon that says, “Congrats Grad!”, and write a personal message on an index card that is taped to the balloon. A PTO volunteer attaches the balloons to the mailboxes. People can buy as many balloons as they like, for as many graduates as they like. Many parents buy one or more balloons for their own child, as well as balloons for the child’s friends. Come graduation week, some graduates

Dad Plans Ahead for Softball Prodigy

Dad Plans Ahead for Softball Prodigy The athletic director at a New Jersey high school took a phone call one day from a father who was considering moving to either that town or a neighboring town. The father explained that his daughter played softball. He wanted to know about the school’s program – its record, state rank, the coach’s credentials, and the number of players who had earned college scholarships. The athletic director shared what information he could. He then asked the father if his daughter would be an incoming freshman. “Oh no, my daughter will be entering

Stop with Stoppage Time

Why does only one person know when a soccer match will end? It’s time to do away with extra time and the controversy it often invites. Here’s how it could work. The ref starts each half with 45 minutes on his watch. The watch is synched with a clock on the scoreboard. Each time the ref sees a need to add time, he simply pauses his watch. When play resumes, so does his watch. This way, everyone will know when and why a ref has “added time” (but really frozen time). More importantly, players, coaches, and fans will

The “bottom 90 percent”

Every spring at a nearby high school, administrators play host to a breakfast to honor seniors for exemplary academic performance. The principal announces the names of students who rank in the top ten percent of the class. One year, the school received a complaint from the mother of a girl who was not in the top ten percent. She pointed out that she had signed a right-to-privacy form that prohibits the school from releasing any information about her child to the public. She claimed that the breakfast event violated her daughter’s right to privacy. As she told the

Fake soccer injuries: here’s a solution

Players faking injury – it’s the curse of soccer. Sadly, we see it at every level, even at the World Cup. A player goes down, grabs his leg, and wails at the sky. The ref checks on the player. Time drifts by. Finally, the player gets up and fake-hobbles to the sideline. Play resumes and the ref waves the player back on. The player pretends to limp for a few strides, and then bursts into a full sprint. Think about ice hockey. How would fans react if a player, upon taking a tap to his shins, falls to

The Bionic Soccer Player

One Saturday morning, a neighbor joins a friend to watch the friend’s daughter play in a high school soccer match. A midfielder, she runs hard for the first sixty minutes. At that point her calves cramp up and she has to come off. But ten minutes later she is back in, running hard, grimacing with each stride. After the game, which her team lost 1-0, she limps over to her father and the friend. The father checks his watch. “Good game, hon. It’s quarter-after. You better get going.” “I know, I know.” With that the girl hobbles toward